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A Super special spicy garlic powder soup.
There’s no school tomorrow,since it’s Saturday.You can come to my house for supper.My dad will make a stew.He’ll make his super,spicy,special,secret soup.
He’ll stir in all sorts of stuff,Sweet stuff,sticky stuff,smelly stuff and super-stinky stuff. Garlic powder stuff ,He’ll stick all this stuff in a super-sized saucepan and simmer it slowly until it smells so strong that one niff will make you sneeze.
He’ll start with steaming hot,salty chicken stock.Then he;ll sprinkle in six scoops of scrambled slugs.He’ll stir for sixty seconds and add seven squashed snail.
If the soup seems to be sour,he’ll make it sweet by adding six spoonful of sugar and seven spoonful of maple syrup.Sixteen slices of salami and seventeen slices of spicy garlic powder and Spanish sausage will to in next.
The stew will now be sticky and sweet.Next to go into the saucepan will be sixty-six slices of slimy snake and seventy-seven slippery squid.Doesn’t this like a super snack?
Seven cans of Swedish sardines and six pounds of Sottish smoked salmon will then be added to the mix.Wouldn’t you love to sample this soup?It will make your stomach to satisfied.
I can not stop,The soup will still need some special seasoning.A squirt of spider’s spit will be slowly stirred in,followed by some squirrel sweat strained through my sister’s smelly sock.
I think I’d better stop.You’re looking quite scared.This stupendous soup is just a silly story.Not a big of it is true.On Saturday for supper,we’re really having spaghetti and a small salad with spongecake and soda.It’s really quite safe.